Hoofprint Hematoma
It was time to bring the boys to town. They were getting too big and I really didn’t want to keep feeding them. I also had a late bull calf to go with them. There was a bit of dancing in the trailer on the way down, but it wasn’t bad. When I arrived at the yards, it looked like it was going to be a while. There was a trailer in front of me, waiting to unload. I made a call to my aunt and uncle in Florida, but wasn’t able to speak long. I moved up, closed the gate behind me, and opened the trailer. One bull jumped out. The calf was acting as though he didn’t know which way to go. We call it dingy. I went in the trailer to show him the way out. Ha! All he knew was that he had been taken away from his mother, loaded in with a big old bull, and went for a ride. He continued flinging himself into the sides of the trailer. Then he kicked me in the thigh. Hard. My first thought was, “Thank goodness that wasn’t my kneecap.” I got out, went to the pickup and got a paddle. I opened the front compartment. The two bulls ran past the calf. Then he figured it out. “Oh! An open gate.” I had a perfect manure imprint of his hoof on my jeans.

November 20th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Sorry to say this (and I only say this because it had a happy ending), but…
hahahahahahahahahahaha
This happened to my uncle 10 years ago without the happy ending. Popped his tibia right in half. Freak thing.
My wife often asks me how we could eat all that beef after rasing cows. I tell her that one kick is all it takes, and they all taste good.
November 20th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
Jason, I laughed when it happened, even though I knew that I was going to be wearing that mark for some time.
The other thing that went through my head was, “At least he didn’t knock me down in the manure and wrestle with me.” The folks in the pickup behind me would have enjoyed that scene.
The hoofprint on my thigh is much more colorful than the one that was on my jeans. There will be no photos of that, though.
November 20th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
OUCH! Been there! When I read the title I thought you’d be showing the actual bruise;)
November 20th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
yikes.. i feel your pain.. i hate when that stuff happens.. glad it came out okay..
gp in whitehall
November 24th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
My chihuahua kicked me the other day, but I didn’t feel it…