Rocky, Rambo, Raging Bull Calf

Mrs. 49 finally got around to having her son. Last year she was first. This year she’s second to last. Well, maybe third or fourth to last. I have a couple of tail enders. Mrs. 49 likes to stay by herself with her calf the first few days. Last year she was out in the field for several days. I know that she had to be going to water, but I never did observe it.

I was surprised to see her in the feedlot the other morning. I locked her in and went out to eartag her calf. I found him resting above the creek. He was not asleep, but watching me. I started to straddle him, and he threw me off, bellowing. I’m not sure who was more startled. I followed him, tagger in hand, laughing.

Stalking the feral untagged calves

He turned around, roaring - and started head butting me. There was no way I could hold him, and I was getting my butt kicked. Or at least I was getting my legs butted. He was getting madder and I was laughing harder. He gave up, ran away, and started flinging himself into the fence. I tried to get him away from the barbed wire, but he was too wild. I walked back to the pickup and watched as he headed north, still slamming against the fence. When he reached the open gate he was still bellowing. He didn’t need open gates, he went through the next gate, continuing north. Then he headed west across the new plank bridge. That floored me. I’ve spent plenty of time trying to convince cattle over bridges. Some will never cross, preferring to swim. They at least like to give you a hard time about it. This calf wasn’t twenty hours old and he’s heading to Red Lodge on his own.

I went and let Mrs. 49 out. Her calf was no longer on my place. I thought that if she’d look for him, after much bellowing - there should be a reunion. I drove over to my father-in-law’s, and turned Rocky around. He was still making all kinds of noises. His mother was beyond the fence, across the pasture, on the opposite side of the creek loudly searching for him. I was behind him, making my best baby calf noises and calling for bossy. She completely ignored us, even though she could see and hear us. Her calf was not where she left it, and that’s all she knew.

The calf was on a mission - he had to get away from me. He went east through the fence into the pasture. I ran back to my pickup, watching as he ran the fenceline. I had my fingers crossed that he wouldn’t go out on the lane. I drove into the pasture behind him. He spotted my pickup and scrambled over the ditch. I got out and tried to head him northeast to mom on the opposite side of the creek. He turned around and stared at me, a long string of blood hanging from his mouth. Then he ran straight at me. I ran straight at him yelling. He decided to turn tail. Thank goodness. I would have hated to have to explain all this to the 911 dispatcher.

More than a contender

9 Responses to “Rocky, Rambo, Raging Bull Calf”

  1. Bonnie Says:

    I think you best have LOTS of help when it is time to castrate him! Glad you survived to write about it.

  2. Linda Says:

    What a HOOT Glad you got it handled anyway. I get such a kick out of a young calf when they decide to show you who is boss.

  3. martha Says:

    jeez…

  4. Niki Says:

    I’d run from a laughing crazy lady with an ear tag in her hand too. Better save him for the rodeo circuit.

  5. Karen Says:

    What a stinker! I agree, save him for the rodeo:)

  6. Karen Says:

    What a stinker! I agree, save him for the rodeo:)

  7. mike erickson Says:

    You know Karen I have a dog that must think he is of another breed much the same as you new one ;-) Good thing I did not have to tag him as just getting a collar on him can be a challenge at times. The jury is still out on just who is running this place :-( but I am working on it so next time I will think of this post and hope that no one is watching when I attempt to catch him….

  8. Jim - PRS Says:

    I love this post. Reminds me of how big and diverse (not in the PC way, but in the real way) the country is.

  9. Courtney Says:

    What a stubborn li’l guy! :D

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