Comments on: Bring Me a Baseball Bat, Please - Part III http://www.karbonkountymoos.com/2006/01/27/bring-me-a-baseball-bat-please-part-iii/ I'm physically incapable of making a long story short - and I've been making short stories long for years. Mon, 01 Dec 2008 21:01:52 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.2 by: Anonymous http://www.karbonkountymoos.com/2006/01/27/bring-me-a-baseball-bat-please-part-iii/#comment-2407 Sat, 04 Feb 2006 16:38:00 +0000 http://www.karbonkountymoos.com/2006/01/27/bring-me-a-baseball-bat-please-part-iii/#comment-2407 You could start making your own clubs for purposes intended or not, and sell them with the catchy name of "Belfry Bats." ;=) Just make sure the high school gets a cut. <B>Kirk</B> (the dog refuses to allow her name to be attached to this idea--which shows she's a smart dog) You could start making your own clubs for purposes intended or not, and sell them with the catchy name of “Belfry Bats.” ;=)

Just make sure the high school gets a cut.

Kirk (the dog refuses to allow her name to be attached to this idea–which shows she’s a smart dog)

]]> by: Catma http://www.karbonkountymoos.com/2006/01/27/bring-me-a-baseball-bat-please-part-iii/#comment-2406 Sat, 04 Feb 2006 01:03:00 +0000 http://www.karbonkountymoos.com/2006/01/27/bring-me-a-baseball-bat-please-part-iii/#comment-2406 Rat, Vulture, Ugh. Is it legal to shoot critters like that in Montana. Poison bait maybe. The lowest of the low in human nature. At least you are not related to it. My brother is a piece of work too. Buying his 84 year old mom a car that his daughter needed to sell and that needed a $500 repair, paying too much for it and using his Power of Attorney to spend mom's money for it. He is off on another trip and will not give us a contact number in case of emergencies. Sixth trip in 4 months. He even refuses to pay bills or anything now....I would use a bat but momma would not like it. I have a 13 foot bullwhip you can borrow it has better reach than a baseball bat, cracks like a rifle and cuts to the bone. It would take a bit of practice to get the hang of it but you are welcome to use it. It is legal as far as I know but you need room to swing it. Montana has a lot of space. Run them off with that and the won't come back. Not lethal but will get their attention. So sorry the low life is making it harder, stay strong and keep the vultures away. Rat, Vulture, Ugh. Is it legal to shoot critters like that in Montana. Poison bait maybe. The lowest of the low in human nature. At least you are not related to it. My brother is a piece of work too. Buying his 84 year old mom a car that his daughter needed to sell and that needed a $500 repair, paying too much for it and using his Power of Attorney to spend mom’s money for it. He is off on another trip and will not give us a contact number in case of emergencies. Sixth trip in 4 months. He even refuses to pay bills or anything now….I would use a bat but momma would not like it.

I have a 13 foot bullwhip you can borrow it has better reach than a baseball bat, cracks like a rifle and cuts to the bone. It would take a bit of practice to get the hang of it but you are welcome to use it. It is legal as far as I know but you need room to swing it. Montana has a lot of space. Run them off with that and the won’t come back. Not lethal but will get their attention. So sorry the low life is making it harder, stay strong and keep the vultures away.

]]> by: KarbonKountyMoos http://www.karbonkountymoos.com/2006/01/27/bring-me-a-baseball-bat-please-part-iii/#comment-2405 Mon, 30 Jan 2006 18:27:00 +0000 http://www.karbonkountymoos.com/2006/01/27/bring-me-a-baseball-bat-please-part-iii/#comment-2405 Oh - and you <B>do</B> know what John Doe did after I hung up on him the first time. . . He called my father-in-law, telling him that <B>I</B> told him to. Oh - and you do know what John Doe did after I hung up on him the first time. . .

He called my father-in-law, telling him that I told him to.

]]> by: GuusjeM http://www.karbonkountymoos.com/2006/01/27/bring-me-a-baseball-bat-please-part-iii/#comment-2404 Mon, 30 Jan 2006 01:10:00 +0000 http://www.karbonkountymoos.com/2006/01/27/bring-me-a-baseball-bat-please-part-iii/#comment-2404 Vultures, that's what they are, Vultures. Have you considered a moat and a drawbridge - I'll be happy to mail you a couple of alligators to stock the moat with. Vultures, that’s what they are, Vultures. Have you considered a moat and a drawbridge - I’ll be happy to mail you a couple of alligators to stock the moat with.

]]> by: Anonymous http://www.karbonkountymoos.com/2006/01/27/bring-me-a-baseball-bat-please-part-iii/#comment-2403 Sun, 29 Jan 2006 00:39:00 +0000 http://www.karbonkountymoos.com/2006/01/27/bring-me-a-baseball-bat-please-part-iii/#comment-2403 Many years ago, I hade made up a sign, which I put up in the front window. It was a drawing of the business end of a .44 Magnum ("the monst powerful handgun in the the world, which would blow your head CLEAN off...") with this sentence in 36-point type: "Never mind the dog...BEWARE OF OWNER." Unfortunately, I seemed to have misplaced said sign, or I would send it your way... In the meantime, perhaps it might be a good idea to put on retainer the fine law firm of Capone, Corleone, Gotti &#38; Soprano... <B>Kirk</B> (never, ever, to be confused with Detective Harry Callaghan of the San Francisco Police Department, or of a former mayor of Carmel, CA) Many years ago, I hade made up a sign, which I put up in the front window. It was a drawing of the business end of a .44 Magnum (”the monst powerful handgun in the the world, which would blow your head CLEAN off…”) with this sentence in 36-point type: “Never mind the dog…BEWARE OF OWNER.”

Unfortunately, I seemed to have misplaced said sign, or I would send it your way…

In the meantime, perhaps it might be a good idea to put on retainer the fine law firm of Capone, Corleone, Gotti & Soprano…

Kirk (never, ever, to be confused with Detective Harry Callaghan of the San Francisco Police Department, or of a former mayor of Carmel, CA)

]]> by: Moosekahl http://www.karbonkountymoos.com/2006/01/27/bring-me-a-baseball-bat-please-part-iii/#comment-2402 Sat, 28 Jan 2006 23:33:00 +0000 http://www.karbonkountymoos.com/2006/01/27/bring-me-a-baseball-bat-please-part-iii/#comment-2402 I love that Dr Seuss advise...I might need to print and hang that somewhere. Love and prayers! I love that Dr Seuss advise…I might need to print and hang that somewhere. Love and prayers!

]]> by: Shelly http://www.karbonkountymoos.com/2006/01/27/bring-me-a-baseball-bat-please-part-iii/#comment-2401 Sat, 28 Jan 2006 03:10:00 +0000 http://www.karbonkountymoos.com/2006/01/27/bring-me-a-baseball-bat-please-part-iii/#comment-2401 What dirty thing! You need a bazooka, not a bat..if they call again, blow a whistle in their ear! So glad you are home! What dirty thing! You need a bazooka, not a bat..if they call again, blow a whistle in their ear!

So glad you are home!

]]> by: Richard ~ http://www.karbonkountymoos.com/2006/01/27/bring-me-a-baseball-bat-please-part-iii/#comment-2400 Sat, 28 Jan 2006 01:26:00 +0000 http://www.karbonkountymoos.com/2006/01/27/bring-me-a-baseball-bat-please-part-iii/#comment-2400 Now we know why H. G. Wells last words were "Go away... I'm alright." Probably to keep the vultures away. "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~Dr. Seuss Now we know why H. G. Wells last words were “Go away… I’m alright.” Probably to keep the vultures away.

“I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind.
Some come from ahead and some come from behind.
But I’ve bought a big bat. I’m all ready you see.
Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!” ~Dr. Seuss

]]> by: Dawn @ Neville Farm http://www.karbonkountymoos.com/2006/01/27/bring-me-a-baseball-bat-please-part-iii/#comment-2399 Sat, 28 Jan 2006 00:21:00 +0000 http://www.karbonkountymoos.com/2006/01/27/bring-me-a-baseball-bat-please-part-iii/#comment-2399 So glad you, two, are home!! There is something about being home, being on your land, breathing your own air, looking out over the stock, that can bring a great stress relief and healing! SO I guess you forgot to put up the sign down at the end of the driveway. Posted: Open season on Buzzards, Vultures, and two legged Weasels. We shoot first, ask questions later. Enter at your own risk. Private Property, No Trespassing! This means you! On Answering Machine: Hello, the Baron and Moos are running around the house naked right now. Leave your name and number a very brief message. If we ever get dressed we'll call you back. Oh and to Mr Doe. You stupid A$$hat. She knows your business! It's called commission! Duh! (((hugs))) and prayers! Dawn So glad you, two, are home!! There is something about being home, being on your land, breathing your own air, looking out over the stock, that can bring a great stress relief and healing!

SO I guess you forgot to put up the sign down at the end of the driveway.

Posted: Open season on Buzzards, Vultures, and two legged Weasels.
We shoot first, ask questions later. Enter at your own risk.

Private Property, No Trespassing! This means you!

On Answering Machine: Hello, the Baron and Moos are running around the house naked right now. Leave your name and number a very brief message. If we ever get dressed we’ll call you back.

Oh and to Mr Doe. You stupid A$$hat. She knows your business! It’s called commission! Duh!

(((hugs))) and prayers!

Dawn

]]> by: granny http://www.karbonkountymoos.com/2006/01/27/bring-me-a-baseball-bat-please-part-iii/#comment-2398 Fri, 27 Jan 2006 21:18:00 +0000 http://www.karbonkountymoos.com/2006/01/27/bring-me-a-baseball-bat-please-part-iii/#comment-2398 Bitch lesson number one: Lean on your friends a little, but tell them exactly what you want from them (send dinners, do chores, listen or whatever). It isn't easy but it is worthwhile for and for them. Lesson number two: Be blunt-don't call us, we'll call you. I'm not surprised the vultures are out, I was through the other side last week and they have the most incongrous places are ripped to shreds for some magical get rich quick schemes. Don't worry about being too harsh. If they can't or won't understand you don't want them in your life anyway. Love granny Bitch lesson number one:

Lean on your friends a little, but tell them exactly what you want from them (send dinners, do chores, listen or whatever). It isn’t easy but it is worthwhile for and for them.

Lesson number two:

Be blunt-don’t call us, we’ll call you.

I’m not surprised the vultures are out, I was through the other side last week and they have the most incongrous places are ripped to shreds for some magical get rich quick schemes.

Don’t worry about being too harsh. If they can’t or won’t understand you don’t want them in your life anyway.

Love granny

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