Comments on: Wyoming Wednesday http://www.karbonkountymoos.com/2005/07/06/wyoming-wednesday/ I'm physically incapable of making a long story short - and I've been making short stories long for years. Fri, 21 Nov 2008 22:40:09 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.2 by: Bonita http://www.karbonkountymoos.com/2005/07/06/wyoming-wednesday/#comment-1573 Thu, 07 Jul 2005 23:39:00 +0000 http://www.karbonkountymoos.com/2005/07/06/wyoming-wednesday/#comment-1573 I'd love to know what a redneck is - I hear they are a hoot! I’d love to know what a redneck is - I hear they are a hoot!

]]> by: Anonymous http://www.karbonkountymoos.com/2005/07/06/wyoming-wednesday/#comment-1572 Thu, 07 Jul 2005 22:09:00 +0000 http://www.karbonkountymoos.com/2005/07/06/wyoming-wednesday/#comment-1572 There was a yahoo some years ago here in AZ who tried to trim a saguaro cactus with a rifle (actually he was using the majestic succulent for target practice, but I changed his purpose to fit this discussion). He shot the cactus so full of holes that it snapped and fell on top of him (I believe the fellow in question was awarded a Darwin Award--posthumously, of course). (A few months back, Moos put up a picture I e-mailed her of a post card showing what a saguaro can do to a fine automobile when it falls over--making said mode of transport into a steel pancake.) This goes to prove that there are idiots among us (and heaven knows the Grand Canyon State has it's share--one of which may well reside in my abode; I talk to him in the bathroom mirror every morning), and that God has a sense of humor--even when He's culling the herd. Foxworthy, for those who don't know, has a website--www.jefffoxworthy.com--that allows folks to submit jokes, and I sent in this one: "If you find yourself in a funeral procession where they use a pickup truck as a <B>hearse</B>...you <I>might</I> be a redneck." <B>Kirk &#38; his conceited canine</B> There was a yahoo some years ago here in AZ who tried to trim a saguaro cactus with a rifle (actually he was using the majestic succulent for target practice, but I changed his purpose to fit this discussion). He shot the cactus so full of holes that it snapped and fell on top of him (I believe the fellow in question was awarded a Darwin Award–posthumously, of course). (A few months back, Moos put up a picture I e-mailed her of a post card showing what a saguaro can do to a fine automobile when it falls over–making said mode of transport into a steel pancake.) This goes to prove that there are idiots among us (and heaven knows the Grand Canyon State has it’s share–one of which may well reside in my abode; I talk to him in the bathroom mirror every morning), and that God has a sense of humor–even when He’s culling the herd.

Foxworthy, for those who don’t know, has a website–www.jefffoxworthy.com–that allows folks to submit jokes, and I sent in this one:

“If you find yourself in a funeral procession where they use a pickup truck as a hearse…you might be a redneck.”

Kirk & his conceited canine

]]> by: Shelly http://www.karbonkountymoos.com/2005/07/06/wyoming-wednesday/#comment-1571 Thu, 07 Jul 2005 16:14:00 +0000 http://www.karbonkountymoos.com/2005/07/06/wyoming-wednesday/#comment-1571 Way too funny! But a great way to get it down! Way too funny! But a great way to get it down!

]]> by: Anonymous http://www.karbonkountymoos.com/2005/07/06/wyoming-wednesday/#comment-1570 Thu, 07 Jul 2005 15:03:00 +0000 http://www.karbonkountymoos.com/2005/07/06/wyoming-wednesday/#comment-1570 That sounds hysterical! What an original grandpa! Linn That sounds hysterical! What an original grandpa! Linn

]]> by: Babs http://www.karbonkountymoos.com/2005/07/06/wyoming-wednesday/#comment-1569 Wed, 06 Jul 2005 18:59:00 +0000 http://www.karbonkountymoos.com/2005/07/06/wyoming-wednesday/#comment-1569 Hi Bonnie! Great post! I can't believe it. That was exactly what I thought of when I was reading the post . . . to shoot it out. Perhaps my handle should have been "Sophisticated Redneck!" Jeff Foxworthy would be proud. Hi Bonnie! Great post!

I can’t believe it. That was exactly what I thought of when I was reading the post . . . to shoot it out.

Perhaps my handle should have been “Sophisticated Redneck!”

Jeff Foxworthy would be proud.

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